4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

These puns are stale.

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future 

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

This is common knowledge, guys…

revengeance:

But you’re just too lazy to find the games by yourself, right? Worry not.

I see a lot of people around here saying they’re interested in the series but they can’t find the roms and stuff. That’s why I made a .rar with all of the three games (EarthBound Zero, EarthBound…

foxyshy:

dad—egberts:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

I want to go to these places.

wtfmanga:

…oh my

Yaranaika?

jaclcfrost:

uh, guys?

olympus would be that way

IT TOOK ME A MOMENT

BUT THEN IT HIT ME

cupcakedrawings:

shirubaistudios:

childteachernegispringfield:

halfphantom-gardener:

new-generation-hakurei:

touhouvaniacirno:

okuulele:

chains-of-villainy:

ask-hongchina:

asura-the-destructor:

masterpurehito:

sky-sorceress:

hachikuji-mayoichan:

wolfyfriend:

darkwolffy:

I’m Waifu chan XD tell me yours :3

Are you serious! I got Hentai Mochi ! xD

Hentai Weaboo :3

//Waifu Pillow…wut

///Hentai Marshmallow….hmmmm….

Ecchi Bento…. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA- -Explosion-

Loli Bukkake…it aint what it looks like D:

I’m a Kouhai Otaku„„At least I got something tame…

Moe Otaku… ok?

Kawaii Ramen

mmm

“…Hentai-sama…Well shit.”

Ooc -

Hentai Pocky. Okay then.

Anime Pillow….Oh…OH…FFFF

Moe Neko. Not bad. Could be worse.

Waifu Master.

………..hell yeah~

I’m Baka-Ass……….

Senpai Bukkake…

oh my