A Barrel of Monkeys

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blue-author:

dutchster:

roachpatrol:

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

these sound completely legit

WHY IS THE FUTURE

redpandaamy:

feminismordeath:

badassperger:

caseyandsons:

bxneyard:

soulsuccubus:

thedaysofforever:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I never usually laugh at these, but I literally just lost it

Lololol

Tears are streaming down my face oh my god

help

"I am getting fisted right now" omfg

this made me hysterical help

I’M CRYING AND MY SIDES HURT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD! !!!
BAHAHAHA!!!

thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

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lilypichu:

solar-slash:

k3nj1litt:

the beauty we learn behind this aweful tragedy from the young pure souls

  1. a boy give his life jacket and give all his life to help his classmate… he die as a hero on his birthday
  2. a young selfless ship attendant help distribute life jackets to passenger and stay behind until her last breath
  3. a 6 years old brother who give his life jacket to his 5 years old sister and wispher comfort even his fate is still unknown
  4. a student who yell for rescuer to take a small child from his arms even the ferry is sinking and he still on it

either u’re gone or safe or still missing my thought and pray goes for you…may your soul rest in peace and hope miracles exist so u can be with your love again and be safe…

-sobs-

everything about this is heartbreaking. 

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How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…